Saturday, November 10, 2007

THE REAL MISTAKES IN IN LOVE

A friend was reminding me of some of my poor choices in love and life that I have made in the past 20 or so years, not maliciously, but out of genuine curiosity.

I was a bit taken aback by the questions, and a little bit depressed by them, but rallied when I remembered my hard won maxim:

THE REAL MISTAKES IN LOVE THAT A MAN MAKES ARE NOT THE WOMEN HE MARRIES, BUT THE WOMEN HE DOESN'T.

MARRIAGES SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED DISPOSABLE, PEOPLE ARE NOT REPLACEABLE, HOWEVER IF A MARRIAGE DOESN'T WORK OUT IT CAN BE FIXED BY THROWING MONEY AT IT IN THE FORM OF A DIVORCE.

BUT IF YOU FAIL TO LOVE OR MARRY A WOMAN OF QUALITY, YOU CAN'T FIX THIS MISTAKE BY THROWING MONEY AT IT. YOU CAN'T TURN BACK THE CLOCK WITH CASH.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x1X7hfx9BT0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xlKpXFnwOSA&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N_9QxAQLY6g&feature=related

Dear Readers, Mikes Vacation believes in love and in happy endings, however things just didn't turn out that way for our friend Emmet Ray, he finally lost Hatty for good, and when he tried to retreive her, she was happily married to another man, with a baby on the way. Emmet finally did become the greatest guitar player of all time, he finally played with real emotion, but he was never the same, and never loved again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9E6RPkM8Hg4&feature=related

May G-d forgive you Emett, you poor stupid bastard. (:

Mike Miller
Indy,
2007


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